…I see you found me. Spill my hiding spot and I’ll spill your brains!
Hi! I’m the dirty thirty-something soccer mom your parents warned you about. I raise toddlers by day and pretend to clean house by night. I have a shugga-daddy husband somewhere in between. We just moved from the big city to the mountainous (is that a word?) country and it couldn’t be funnier! Follow me on our adventures! And grab me a beer while you’re up.